February 3, 2007

Religious Cults are Never Enough…

Posted in Computers, Lisp, Programming, Scheme at 1:21 am by pmatos

Ah, the good side of religion…

Scheme Church Sign

Brothers and sisters, by following Paolo Amoroso’s cult… I found the truth! Come with me through the path of thy lord…

Behold our patch to the book of genesis:

— genesis.txt 2007-02-03 00:13:29.000000000 +0000
+++ genesis-scheme.txt 2007-02-03 00:19:04.000000000 +0000
@@ -5,9 +5,11 @@
of them.

002:002 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made;
– and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he
+ but something was missing so he implemented define, lambda and some other mystic functions;
+ and said unto the skies, here lies the foundation for a great language;
+ now, multiply through diverse implementations and grow…
+ and in the remaining minutes of the day he rested from all his work which he
had made.

002:003 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because
– that in it he had rested from all his work which God created
– and made.
+ that in it he had created his masterpiece that would enlighten all he had already made.

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